1 00:00:00,533 --> 00:00:07,098 - Nineteen... - ...thirty-FIVE, you dirty, alien trash! 2 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:12,971 This misappropriation of male body orifices is a very serious crime! 3 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:38,233 Come on! Don't whine! It's torture! 4 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:45,040 Exactly, dear boy! And what's more, yours facial expression begins to fully reflect the mood. 5 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:50,083 NO! 6 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:57,418 Practice hard until I'm ready to shoot. In the meantime, I'll be back after lunch. 7 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:00,527 NO! NO! 8 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:10,265 My god! 9 00:01:10,336 --> 00:01:15,297 You are watching a program "Immortal film classics worth falling asleep to." 10 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:21,305 When you hear the signal, it will be 5am. Please wait. 11 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:36,428 In an hour, at 6:00 p.m., our daily routine will begin educational program: "University at Dawn". 12 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:40,365 The topic of today's episode will be "The Evil of Educational Television." 13 00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:46,764 It's in an hour. We remind you to tune in to our news today at 6 p.m. 14 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:54,770 Events for the day will include: 1 gang murder, 1 accidental murder, 6 people held hostage in a bank in Brooklyn, 15 00:01:55,248 --> 00:02:01,313 health board reopens gay bar, venereal disease in a nursing home in Queens, 16 00:02:01,554 --> 00:02:05,753 and President Ford walking and chewing gum in it same time. 17 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:12,094 Now let's get back to our video. 18 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:22,342 Oh, Phyllis... 19 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:41,617 - Good morning, dear child. - Good morning, dear child 20 00:02:41,794 --> 00:02:44,889 Sweet dreams? 21 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:48,291 It was strange... 22 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:53,132 I dreamed that I jumped into a large tank of icy water. 23 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,639 Really? All alone? 24 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:00,875 Well...yes, actually. All alone. 25 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:04,641 - Funny, huh? - Mmm. Hysterical. 26 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:11,256 -Who will we invite today? - Hmm... criticism, I guess. 27 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:17,527 - Critic! That's what I need: an intellectual. - No, no. Film critic. 28 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:20,826 - Have we had it before? - I don't think so. 29 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:23,699 I don't think I could handle it on my own. 30 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:26,704 Do you think we could share it? 31 00:03:26,806 --> 00:03:29,674 - Must we? - Didn't I help you with the tennis player? 32 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:31,903 - The things I do... - Thank you. 33 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:33,737 I bet he'll want to take photos. 34 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,408 - Do you think they'd mind if I took a photo? - No, not at all. 35 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:39,886 Why don't you sit here and feel comfortable? 36 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,715 Hello, my name is Gillian Blake. How are you? 37 00:03:46,492 --> 00:03:49,189 Hello, nice to see you. Nice to have you on the program. 38 00:03:49,495 --> 00:03:51,930 Could I have some coffee, please... Sam. 39 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,269 Hi, Phyllis... 40 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,206 Do we have a copy of his book? 41 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:01,464 I thought you said he was a critic? 42 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:03,442 He's a film critic, but he wrote a book. 43 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:05,774 Could you say something into the microphone? We need level. 44 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:08,542 I would like to say a few words about my book. 45 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:12,452 Just say we'll be on the air in a few minutes. Imagine you are in your living room. 46 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:13,715 Can I take a photo? 47 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,223 Quiet! Five seconds! 48 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:22,885 Hello, sleepyheads! This is Gillian Blake. 49 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:24,520 And I'm William Blake! 50 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:29,535 And today we welcome a very good friend among us, an outstanding film critic and historian... 51 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:33,039 ...Harold Harold! 52 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:36,476 You may not always respect him, but you will always agree with him. 53 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:37,777 I think I misunderstood it. 54 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:38,645 Let's deal with traffic. 55 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:41,547 Everything is jammed in LIE! Triboro is a mess! 56 00:04:41,547 --> 00:04:43,675 And the highway on the east side is full of bumper to bumper traffic. 57 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:47,479 Currently the best way to get to New York is 108th street pedestrian bridge. 58 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,283 And we're back on the air with Harold Harold. 59 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:56,421 The state of the film industry is deplorable. I watch 10-15 movies a week. 60 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,426 It wasn't until recently that a thing called "Crumpled Stockings" came along. 61 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:01,895 It was a parody. 62 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:04,367 First of all, the sound: I love the sound. 63 00:05:04,837 --> 00:05:06,396 No sound! 64 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:08,633 Also the photos: completely blurry. 65 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:11,611 And now the scenario: I don't know who writes these scripts. 66 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:13,603 I just don't understand them. Nothing. 67 00:05:13,746 --> 00:05:17,410 Every time I started getting interested in it, I just didn't understand anything. 68 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,880 But Harold, if the movie was so terrible, then why did you give it such a good review? 69 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:28,352 Well, actually, I think it was the director. I think he's a great, great director. 70 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:31,796 I have to admire him for being such a great director. 71 00:05:31,864 --> 00:05:36,029 It's just... He's a great director, what can I say? I really liked everything he did. 72 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:40,640 FDR is loosening up. The best way to get to New York is now ferry from Staten Island. 73 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,610 It's fifteen seconds before ten. 74 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:44,777 What now? 75 00:05:44,777 --> 00:05:45,710 How time flies! 76 00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:47,747 We would like to thank our guest for getting up so early to be with us. 77 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:51,512 - See you tonight at five, this is Billy's Gilly. - ...Seven and a half years to write a book! 78 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:53,678 - And Gilly's Billy. Have a nice day. - I want to talk about the book! 79 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:57,019 - Drive carefully! - "The Life and Times of Erich von Stroheim"! You can't miss this! 80 00:05:57,123 --> 00:06:01,493 - Can you give me these signals a little earlier? I've already told you hundreds of times. 81 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:07,863 - I want signals on site. I don't want even five of them seconds earlier or five seconds later. 82 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,100 - How many times a day are you on? - Twice a day! 83 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,807 We put people to work and take them home! 84 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,036 We appeal even to those who wander. You were great. 85 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:21,514 - But when can I hear my interview? - Well, I'm not sure. You see, they delay interviews. 86 00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:24,751 Someone at the station decides when the time is right ... 87 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:28,017 for this particular topic to get on the air. He's an astrologer, I think. 88 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,722 - Oh, it's my hobby. I'm a bull! - Ha ha! You didn't have to tell us! 89 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:40,556 Well... if you don't need me anymore, I'll go back to town. 90 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:42,932 I have some issues with Tuesday's show. 91 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:46,766 - What problems? - Er... I'll call you later! 92 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,937 I told Taylor Hawk I wanted to meet with him today in the morning. 93 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,515 Won't you go to the party with him tonight? 94 00:06:56,749 --> 00:07:00,049 Well, maybe there will be a new agent there. You know how it ends. 95 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,986 I'll try to call you from out of town later, okay? Maybe we'll eat lunch if you're in town. 96 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:06,926 Where can I contact you if I need to contact you? 97 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,953 Well, maybe we'll do some spots, but I don't know yet which studio it will be in. 98 00:07:10,029 --> 00:07:11,998 I'll call you as soon as I get everything sorted out. 99 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:27,974 - Be right back. - All right. Hey, can I get you something? 100 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:32,102 - Sure, I'd like to drink some maraschino cherry juice. - You have. 101 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,476 - And a regular one for two cents. - Ha! 102 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,490 Hello, Dear Bunny. 103 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:45,558 Hello, Love-Bunny. 104 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:48,585 What will Big Love-Bunny do to Little Love-Bunny? 105 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:53,960 Well, the Big Love Bunny will come and sit right next to you Little Love Bunny. 106 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:57,065 And he put his hand up Little Love Bunny's skirt? 107 00:08:57,136 --> 00:09:01,938 And he put his hand right under Little Love Bunny's skirt! 108 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:07,103 Oh! Oh! 109 00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:12,877 Big Love-Bunny is right about Little Love-Bunny. 110 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,189 Oh! Mmm... 111 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:21,890 Big Love-Bunny plays with Little Love-Bunny's nipples. 112 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:42,705 Oh Great Love Bunny... 113 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:47,316 came across 'fuzzy' Little Love-Bunny. 114 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:04,762 Big Love-Bunny is having fun with Little Love-Bunny's song. 115 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:45,170 Big Love-Bunny stuck his finger up Little Love-Bunny's ass. 116 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:11,332 Big Love-Bunny moves in and out of Little Love-Bunny. 117 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:19,273 Big Love-Bunny puts his other finger back in Little Love-Bunny fur. 118 00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,445 Do you like it? 119 00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:57,984 Should I continue? 120 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,689 Is this great? 121 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,360 Oh Great Love Bunny... 122 00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:19,230 ...makes a Little Love Bunny... 123 00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:08,283 Mirror, tell me, mirror: Who is the most beautiful in the world? 124 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:10,880 Gilly! Gilly! 125 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,925 This is just one bird's opinion. 126 00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:16,929 We will need to conduct a more robust study. 127 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:20,199 I haven't neglected myself... too much. 128 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:26,466 Insert Big Love Bunny's finger into Little Love Bunny's ass. 129 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:36,348 Insert Big Love-Bunny's big dick into Little Love-Bunny's tiny ear. 130 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,046 I've got it! 131 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,811 You can do it! You will cheat! 132 00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:44,480 I will cheat! Goof around a bit. 133 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,048 There are many reasons. 134 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,094 I have many reasons. 135 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,095 Name a few. Number one: 136 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:52,027 This will encourage me. 137 00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:53,224 Number two: 138 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,824 This will give them a sense of security. 139 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:55,890 Number three: 140 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,263 It'll be nice. 141 00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:59,167 NO, stupid. 142 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:05,211 Well, if I can find some friends and appeal to the Inner The human in each of them, 143 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:08,340 Well, maybe then I would find the Inner Man within my own husband! 144 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:10,383 Okay, sister! 145 00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:11,109 Music! 146 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:19,587 I don't admit I made a mistake. 147 00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:28,891 But even if I did, Gilly, there is such a thing as itching lasting three years and five months. 148 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:33,564 I think you know me well enough to know that I'm not a sexist. 149 00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:38,002 It's just... that's a question that, well... 150 00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:41,608 You see, sometimes... men and women... 151 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,281 they have different needs. 152 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,448 I'm living in a soap opera! 153 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,353 Well, if it's not a question of need, then... 154 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,885 Well, sometimes men and women just don't get along a bit ! 155 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,866 Our marriage is going through a period that we call "the moment of victory." 156 00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:04,069 Sure, I would understand it perfectly if you decided to ... 157 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:08,029 suddenly they become very dependent on, let's say... doing community service. 158 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:12,002 Or you just want to from time to time time to spend a few hours alone. 159 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:16,215 I think they put something in your cherry juice and two cents plain. 160 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:19,515 You know, Gilly... 161 00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:25,021 The solitary aspect of modern man is considered by many to be the most neglected. 162 00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:28,427 Now I know they add something to yours cocktail cherry juice. 163 00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:35,434 Well, who could deny that it is female of this species 164 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:39,428 who is much more understanding... 165 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:46,510 And as a result of this generosity of nature, it is even more forgiving! 166 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,614 I wouldn't forgive you if George Brent asked me to. 167 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:51,277 Maybe that's the problem. 168 00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:00,617 She's wearing nothing! 169 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:03,495 You know who she's going with now, right? Oh my! 170 00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:06,931 Well, that's probably why he shows it so much. Oh my, oh my, oh my. 171 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,158 Hey! This is Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers! How are you? 172 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,269 - This is the entire cast of the Billy Gilly Show. - In person! 173 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:14,673 Oh, you look wonderful! 174 00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:15,504 My true self. 175 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,578 Hey man! Keep up the good work? 176 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,414 Hey Morton! Where's the alcohol? 177 00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:24,483 It's there, in the corner. 178 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:29,388 Look at him, my God! 179 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,692 He gained about fifty pounds. 180 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,226 Of course you know why. 181 00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:36,262 They don't do that anymore. 182 00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:39,694 - Everything's all right? - Yes, ma'am. 183 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:43,467 - Come on! - Come on, what? 184 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:46,468 See her coming down there? 185 00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,573 Oh! Gilly! 186 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,609 Hello, Ernie! 187 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,578 Well, I think this is the best costume ball I've ever been to wearing it year. 188 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,281 Is this a costume party? 189 00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:57,783 We don't see each other very often. 190 00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:01,086 Well, I actually have to get up earlier than most people. 191 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:03,282 You don't follow the good neighbor policy? 192 00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:06,054 It depends on how good a neighbor I am. 193 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,094 Can I have another drink please? 194 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:12,590 Looks like we arrived just in time, Marvin. Are you having fun? 195 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,135 A bit too many people for my taste. 196 00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:18,135 I don't feel very comfortable. 197 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:20,604 Why don't they turn on the air conditioning? 198 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,675 Better buy another case of champagne. 199 00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:26,041 - Well, I really don't know where it is. - Come with me and I'll show you. 200 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,682 Will you keep me company? 201 00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,655 The music is so loud. 202 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,097 Are you man enough to carry it? 203 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,636 Come here and we'll see. 204 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,372 Time for a check-up! 205 00:17:59,611 --> 00:18:03,173 I'm going to... blow your brains out. 206 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:35,747 Hey Gloria... you're pretty good at this. 207 00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,381 Don't tell Morton what I'm doing. 208 00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,454 Oh, no, no. I wouldn't say anything. 209 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:48,853 Because if I knew my husband, the whole neighborhood would know about it within 24 hours. 210 00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:53,387 Not bad! 211 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,597 Hello, Dear Bunny! 212 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,840 Sorry! I forgot. 213 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,709 Hey! I can follow you. 214 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,484 It's here! 215 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,825 I bet you use a lot of champagne at your parties. 216 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,869 Did you know I heard he lost his job? 217 00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:41,634 Or at least they demoted him or something, I don't remember exactly what she told me. 218 00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:45,909 We were at the hairdresser's and, um... 219 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:49,710 Yes, I think that was the point. Now he gets half his salary. 220 00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:51,750 That's why they can't do anything. 221 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:55,616 I've got it! You've got it: you're going to cheat. 222 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:57,548 I will cheat! 223 00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,625 Some fun... 224 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,456 I think you're missing the champagne. 225 00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:04,587 I know where it is. 226 00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:06,665 Wait! Do you know where Chateau Great Western is? 227 00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:08,858 - What? - I'll show you. 228 00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:26,681 Wait a minute! Are you man enough to carry it? 229 00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:27,683 Bright. 230 00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,623 No, come here, idiot. 231 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,449 Time for a checkup. 232 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,286 So, what are you dressed up as? 233 00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:39,398 Cover of "After Dark". 234 00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:41,500 Here we go. 235 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,275 Don't get too excited. 236 00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:52,311 There's no point in getting too excited. 237 00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:58,550 It's really growing. 238 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:03,853 Oh, it... it's... it's getting big and hard and... 239 00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:10,690 Hurry up! 240 00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:13,065 Oh, isn't it wonderful, darling? 241 00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:15,834 You will really succeed. 242 00:22:17,936 --> 00:22:22,601 So big and firm. It's getting really big now. 243 00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:25,010 It's growing. It's really growing. 244 00:22:25,877 --> 00:22:27,436 We get a dose. 245 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,508 Pick it up! 246 00:22:30,882 --> 00:22:33,613 We're really getting there. Come on! 247 00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:35,681 We're really about to pop out! 248 00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:37,756 Come on, let's go! Come on! 249 00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:41,356 Let's do it! It's here! 250 00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:50,831 You... You've already gotten off once today, right? 251 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,005 NO. I didn't have any time off for two weeks. 252 00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:58,570 I wish they would do something with these plants. You know , I love plants. 253 00:22:58,643 --> 00:23:03,343 I can't stand seeing them all so dry. Pity . Really. 254 00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:07,419 They can't just leave and be done with it water. It's not like a dog or anything. 255 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,544 Hello, team. 256 00:23:11,089 --> 00:23:15,493 Good morning, Mrs. Blake. We have to completely change tomorrow's interview. 257 00:23:15,961 --> 00:23:17,930 Billy, your receipt is visible. 258 00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:21,861 Old-fashioned. I like a girl who likes old-fashioned things things. 259 00:23:22,534 --> 00:23:24,503 Oh, I bet you're modern in some ways. 260 00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:28,964 You'd be surprised. I really am under many things quite old-fashioned in some respects. 261 00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:32,710 No Hanky-Panky? No ins-outs? 262 00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:34,947 Not with you, Mrs. Blake. 263 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,149 I would never have sex with a married woman. 264 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,584 Are you really saying that? 265 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:40,108 Absolutely. 266 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:44,857 However, if you decide to leave your husband, 267 00:23:45,056 --> 00:23:50,495 perhaps a rare moment of lost elegance could be captured. 268 00:23:54,966 --> 00:24:00,803 Well, if I can find some friends and appeal to the Inner Man in each of them, 269 00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:05,401 Well, maybe then I will find the Inner Man within my own husband! Great, sister! 270 00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:08,107 Have you ever thought about diseases? 271 00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:11,884 Have you ever wondered how many diseases it can cause attack your lawn? 272 00:24:12,684 --> 00:24:15,779 There is soot. Brown stain. Powdery mildew. 273 00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:18,190 If you cut the grass too short, it will wilt. 274 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,759 If you forget to water, the plant will dry out. 275 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,095 If the summer is hot, it spoils. 276 00:24:23,829 --> 00:24:25,798 All this hard work for nothing. 277 00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:28,761 Oh, I think I've had enough. It's so hot here. Let's go. 278 00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:31,761 Oh Jane, you know, it's so nice to see you again! 279 00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:34,639 You look beautiful. You lost about 20 pounds! 280 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:37,438 This is great. Really, honey. I love it. 281 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,812 Come on, honey, let's go. We've had enough. 282 00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:45,217 These sandwiches! You know, I haven't eaten all day either, just waiting for these sandwiches. 283 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:47,186 It was just terrible! 284 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:50,689 How did you end up with such dirty pants? 285 00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:53,921 All I need to do is provide my name, rank and serial number. 286 00:24:54,626 --> 00:24:56,117 What does it mean? 287 00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:59,460 Welcome to World War III. 288 00:25:00,632 --> 00:25:05,866 We talked to the author American Lesbian's Quick Weight Loss Diet Cook Book. 289 00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:08,469 - Have a nice day. - Drive carefully! 290 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:13,668 - Thank you very much. It was very nice. - Thank you. 291 00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:15,714 How many times a day do you both do this? 292 00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:18,650 - Twice a day. - Yes, we take people to work and take them home. 293 00:25:18,783 --> 00:25:20,752 We appeal even to those who wander. 294 00:25:20,919 --> 00:25:22,683 Yes, thank you. You were wonderful. 295 00:25:22,754 --> 00:25:25,087 - Uh, Mrs. Blake? - Yes? 296 00:25:25,156 --> 00:25:28,923 - Here's the plan for tomorrow. - Oh, very good. Mhm. 297 00:25:28,994 --> 00:25:33,728 - If you don't need me anymore, I'll go. - Okay, I'll see you in the morning. 298 00:25:37,736 --> 00:25:40,934 - I thought it went pretty well. - It was fine. 299 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:46,036 Well, I have to go to town. I have today meeting with a client in the afternoon. 300 00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:48,080 So see you later. 301 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,023 Ernie Miklos, please. 302 00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:04,128 Gillian Blake. 303 00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:07,730 Ernie! Gilly. 304 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:10,266 I was a very naughty girl. 305 00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:12,160 Naughty girl? 306 00:26:14,706 --> 00:26:18,837 I am a very naughty girl and I need to be punished. 307 00:26:18,977 --> 00:26:20,639 - Punished? - Yes. 308 00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:55,843 Oh no, no. Just not this. 309 00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:01,751 Use this. It's so big and black. 310 00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:04,952 All right. 311 00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:06,992 Punish me! Beat me! 312 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:08,594 All right. 313 00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:09,684 Whip me! 314 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:13,030 Punish me, I was very naughty. Very bad. 315 00:27:14,899 --> 00:27:19,599 Take me! Punish me! Oh! Oh yes! Oh! 316 00:27:31,182 --> 00:27:33,151 Do you want this one? Okay. 317 00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:37,812 Oh, I love it! 318 00:27:39,224 --> 00:27:43,685 Oh! Oh! On the couch. On the couch. Yes. 319 00:27:44,796 --> 00:27:46,765 Where's my vibrator! ABOUT! 320 00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:51,369 I love it Gill, it's wonderful! It's the best thing that happened to me in my life. 321 00:27:51,369 --> 00:27:54,773 Ernie! Ernie! Stop it, it hurts! 322 00:27:54,773 --> 00:27:57,140 I love it! I love you! Fantastically! This is fantastic! 323 00:27:57,942 --> 00:27:59,911 STOP! 324 00:28:11,089 --> 00:28:14,253 It was... wonderful! 325 00:28:14,893 --> 00:28:17,226 Can you beat me here? Can you beat me here? 326 00:28:17,295 --> 00:28:19,264 Beat me! I have a bruise here! 327 00:28:19,397 --> 00:28:22,231 Overtake me! Ouch! Ouch! Come on! In a minute! Ouch! 328 00:28:23,301 --> 00:28:25,270 What are you doing? You won't take everything ? 329 00:28:25,970 --> 00:28:27,370 Oh no! Don't take it! I like it! 330 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:30,742 What did you do with the vibrator? No, wait – hit me like that. Beat me! Look! 331 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:33,405 Hit me in the stomach! I like being punched in the stomach! 332 00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:36,304 ABOUT! ABOUT! ABOUT! Give me something! Oh, give it to me! 333 00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:38,417 Give me the mouthpiece! I don't want a chain. 334 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:41,186 Oh, that's what I want. Oh! 335 00:28:44,989 --> 00:28:46,958 Oh, more, more, more! Oh, stop, stop, stop! 336 00:29:13,818 --> 00:29:15,343 No, really, I don't have time right now. 337 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,855 No, not now. Phyllis, I have to go back! 338 00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:23,323 No, Phyllis! NO! 339 00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:28,767 Phyllis, I don't have time to sit here and... 340 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,963 Phyllis! Please... Phyllis! 341 00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:34,996 I'm done. That's enough, okay? 342 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:41,409 Phyllis! Ouch! Phyllis, wait, okay? 343 00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:02,966 Little Love-Bunny does this great. 344 00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:21,782 Ok babe. You want? You have. 345 00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:41,334 - Little Love Bunny likes it. - Mmm-hmm. 346 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:47,274 The Little Love Bunny loves the Big Love Bunny inside her. 347 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,534 Wait... oh! 348 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:54,545 Little Love Bunny wants a bottle. 349 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,173 Now... 350 00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:06,209 Hello? 351 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:07,546 Oh, Marvin, it's Gilly! 352 00:33:07,618 --> 00:33:09,010 Oh, hello Gilly! 353 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,520 I'd like to see you. 354 00:33:11,356 --> 00:33:13,325 Okay, but... in some very private place. 355 00:33:13,591 --> 00:33:15,593 I'm not going to eat you! 356 00:33:15,593 --> 00:33:20,693 I know people think I'm a bumbling weirdo. But I really don't like it conspicuous. 357 00:33:21,265 --> 00:33:22,255 I can handle it. 358 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,334 Thank you, Gilly. 359 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:36,572 Canteen? 360 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:37,649 Yes Honey? 361 00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:41,119 What do you think of Marvin Goodman? 362 00:33:41,719 --> 00:33:43,688 I think he's a clumsy guy. 363 00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:00,268 Canteen? 364 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:01,361 Yes? 365 00:34:03,574 --> 00:34:05,042 Good night, Billy. 366 00:34:09,313 --> 00:34:15,053 In line with our policy of keeping you updated trends prevailing in a modern, tolerant society, 367 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:20,754 we have a very special kind of actress among us who plays in a very special kind of movie. 368 00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:24,318 What we are watching is happening here and now, this morning. 369 00:34:24,595 --> 00:34:30,125 And I must say that it has a very... distinct character. 370 00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:33,202 I would add that it is certainly well played... 371 00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:36,374 done with enthusiasm, creativity... 372 00:34:37,608 --> 00:34:41,704 and he handles it in a very distinct way 373 00:34:42,146 --> 00:34:47,418 However, it has what I would call it socialist values that save the situation. 374 00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:48,086 Social. 375 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:54,287 Well... social values. All I can say is that it is very clear. 376 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:56,584 Gilly, could you say that? 377 00:34:57,495 --> 00:34:59,657 Well... I would say it's very... 378 00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:03,201 ...clear. 379 00:35:03,201 --> 00:35:06,171 Now let's stop for 30 seconds. 380 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:09,540 Off the air! 381 00:35:12,376 --> 00:35:16,780 I would like to thank our guest for standing up like this early to be with us this morning. 382 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,378 Have a nice day. 383 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,752 Oh my! 384 00:35:22,253 --> 00:35:23,516 Quite a show. 385 00:35:23,688 --> 00:35:24,849 Oh, yes, it is, uh... 386 00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:26,757 How many times a day are you on the website? 387 00:35:26,757 --> 00:35:28,126 Twice a day. 388 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:31,187 Yes, you see, we give people jobs and then we take them away home. 389 00:35:31,662 --> 00:35:34,097 We appeal even to those who wander. 390 00:35:34,398 --> 00:35:39,132 Listen... I have to go back to town because I have some promotions with Taylor today. 391 00:35:39,437 --> 00:35:40,666 Well, see you later. Bye. 392 00:36:01,225 --> 00:36:02,693 I don't know why they don't do smaller parties. 393 00:36:04,795 --> 00:36:07,629 Marvin! This is Gilly. Listen, can we meet somewhere? 394 00:36:08,566 --> 00:36:10,535 I promise it will be very discreet. 395 00:36:21,445 --> 00:36:22,344 Hi! 396 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:24,213 Hello, Marvin! 397 00:36:24,315 --> 00:36:25,339 What is this? 398 00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:27,385 I couldn't get a taxi anywhere. 399 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:31,914 - What are you, crazy? Bus? - It'll be all right. Come. 400 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:36,491 - But isn't that a bit too conspicuous? - Very nice. Only for us. There's no one here except you and me. 401 00:36:37,562 --> 00:36:41,522 - Come on. - You're crazy! - Okay, take it away! 402 00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:47,867 - What kind of bus is this? I asked you for privacy! - Go upstairs. It's more private upstairs. 403 00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:50,341 - Don't be afraid. - I don't have English money! 404 00:36:52,777 --> 00:36:56,714 - I have everything under control. Everything is sorted out. - But I told you that I don't like to be conspicuous! 405 00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:02,951 - Gilly, you're crazy! - Come on, Marvin, they can't see inside. It will be perfect... 406 00:37:03,287 --> 00:37:05,722 What do you mean they can't look? Of course they can! Are you crazy? 407 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,193 Isn't it beautiful? Look, you can see everything from here. 408 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,623 That's what I'm afraid of! 409 00:37:10,695 --> 00:37:12,664 - Look! - I don't want to look, Gillian! 410 00:37:12,763 --> 00:37:16,666 No, isn't it beautiful there? True? 411 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:19,966 Marvin, this is stupid. Come on. 412 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,207 What if someone sees me? My office is right next to... 413 00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:24,935 Marvin, no one is looking at you here. We're just working, you know about it. 414 00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:27,638 I have a business partner who lives just down the street... 415 00:37:27,712 --> 00:37:29,305 -Marvin! - Gilly! 416 00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:32,577 - Let's go to the back. - Backwards? 417 00:37:32,650 --> 00:37:34,619 Back. Come. We'll get up if you want. It'll be easier that way. 418 00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:38,415 - What are you...? Marvin, get up! - I don't want to get up! 419 00:37:38,489 --> 00:37:41,584 Nobody's watching, Marvin! Everything will be fine. You are too tense! 420 00:37:42,793 --> 00:37:44,762 Oh, Gilly. Gilly, you are crazy! 421 00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:46,798 Marvin, please stand up. Come on! 422 00:37:47,798 --> 00:37:50,825 - But you see all these people... - Everything will be fine. 423 00:37:52,403 --> 00:37:54,372 She looks like my wife! Oh no. 424 00:37:54,805 --> 00:37:56,774 Marvin, don't you know the secret of life? 425 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:58,265 Mystery? What secret? 426 00:37:58,342 --> 00:38:00,937 You need to tell the whole world to fuck off. 427 00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:04,015 Tell the whole world... to... 428 00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:15,726 Don't you understand that the more people the less they see? 429 00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:31,509 Gilly! 430 00:38:48,092 --> 00:38:50,061 Maybe if no one sees. 431 00:39:02,773 --> 00:39:05,868 Marvin, now would you like to get off at Fifth Avenue? 432 00:39:12,817 --> 00:39:14,786 Gilly! What are you doing? 433 00:39:18,589 --> 00:39:19,420 Gilly! Gilly! 434 00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:23,885 Gilly! I don't think you fully understand your position! 435 00:39:53,924 --> 00:39:57,452 Hey there! Go fuck yourself! 436 00:39:58,629 --> 00:39:59,722 That's true. 437 00:40:00,498 --> 00:40:03,491 This is Marvin. Fuck you all!! 438 00:40:04,668 --> 00:40:07,729 How are you? Go fuck yourself. 439 00:40:08,472 --> 00:40:11,101 You too, you fucking taxi driver. Ha, ha! 440 00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:23,120 You... you... you little bitch, you! Oh! 441 00:40:26,657 --> 00:40:28,626 Hello, idiots out there. 442 00:40:30,961 --> 00:40:32,930 Go fuck yourself. Fuck you all! 443 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:40,002 I have little Gilly here. What do you have? Damn it briefcases. 444 00:40:45,743 --> 00:40:47,712 Oh, Gilly! 445 00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:53,584 Oh, this is the only way to travel. 446 00:42:54,872 --> 00:42:57,103 - Okay, that's enough. Come on! - NO! Come on! 447 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,942 - Phyllis, come on! - You old fart. Come! 448 00:43:01,912 --> 00:43:03,881 I know what's happening in Chicago. 449 00:43:04,181 --> 00:43:06,912 Are you sure there is such a thing as naturally refined sugar? 450 00:43:08,352 --> 00:43:10,321 Well, then you'll find out. 451 00:43:10,721 --> 00:43:13,281 All right. All right. Let me know. All right. 452 00:43:18,762 --> 00:43:20,731 Little Love Bunny? 453 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:10,401 How many times a day do you do this? 454 00:46:10,534 --> 00:46:13,868 - Twice a day. - We take people to work and take them home. 455 00:46:14,037 --> 00:46:16,006 - We even appeal to those who wander. 456 00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:20,775 I'll go now, Mrs. Blake, if you don't need me. - I don't need you. 457 00:46:27,484 --> 00:46:30,113 - Yes? - It's Marvin. Great news! 458 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:33,154 - I can't wait to hear it. - You made me a new man. 459 00:46:33,924 --> 00:46:35,051 - Congratulations. 460 00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:37,993 - When do I see you again? - You don't. 461 00:46:39,062 --> 00:46:44,365 - And don't? - Yeah. In spite of the impression I may have given you, I am not an adultress. 462 00:46:44,434 --> 00:46:50,340 I just borrowed a very nice apartment from a friend of mine, with a terrace and lots of traffic! 463 00:46:50,407 --> 00:46:52,467 Thanks anyway, Marvin. I'm flattered. 464 00:46:52,543 --> 00:46:54,512 Take care now, Marvin. Bye-bye. 465 00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:20,538 Hello, Ethyl. 466 00:47:21,371 --> 00:47:25,399 Listen, I'll be home early tonight. Anything I can pick up for you at the store? 467 00:47:27,611 --> 00:47:32,345 Perhaps we could capture a rare moment of... lost elegance 468 00:47:38,388 --> 00:47:44,350 - Taylor? Gillian Blake. Listen, I'm in terrible trouble. You've got to help me! 469 00:47:56,139 --> 00:47:59,906 - What are you doing here? - Hi, I'm so glad you came. Where can we talk? 470 00:47:59,977 --> 00:48:01,411 What? Down there. 471 00:48:01,478 --> 00:48:05,313 Oh, I'm so upset. I'm leaving Billy. I've had just about all I can take. 472 00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:08,477 - I really need somebody to talk to. - Will you please calm down? 473 00:48:12,990 --> 00:48:15,983 There's such a thing as a three-year, five-month itch. 474 00:48:16,159 --> 00:48:18,128 Now calm down. 475 00:48:18,262 --> 00:48:21,460 - Taylor, thank you for meeting me. - Well, what are friends for? 476 00:48:21,531 --> 00:48:23,500 You're really very nice. 477 00:48:24,301 --> 00:48:27,066 Now what's all this about you going to leave Billy? 478 00:48:27,504 --> 00:48:29,473 Going to leave Billy?! I've left Billy! 479 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:34,177 It's over! It's done! I'm free! I couldn't be happier! 480 00:48:34,311 --> 00:48:36,507 And what did Billy do to make you so happy? 481 00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:39,547 He's having an affair with another woman. 482 00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:43,149 What? Oh, when? Does he sleep out? 483 00:48:43,453 --> 00:48:45,388 Oh, Christ no, he'd never do that. 484 00:48:45,455 --> 00:48:48,425 Oh, well that's a completely different story. 485 00:48:49,059 --> 00:48:54,293 A woman should never be jealous over what happens to her husband before 7 o'clock at night. 486 00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:56,195 How's that? 487 00:48:56,466 --> 00:49:00,426 - I think you're making a mistake. - You do? - Certainly do. 488 00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:04,336 Go back to him. Fight him on his own ground. Cheek-to-jowl! 489 00:49:04,408 --> 00:49:06,377 Ha! Fuzzy-to-fuzzy, you mean. 490 00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:10,513 Go back, Gilly. Go back. If only we could all go back. 491 00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:14,415 Back to a simpler time. A less complicated time. 492 00:49:14,484 --> 00:49:16,544 - Taylor, couldn't I... - When life was so much easier. 493 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:20,057 Couldn't I stay single just a little while longer? 494 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:28,929 May I invite you to a lovely luncheon? I know a wonderful place. 495 00:49:29,032 --> 00:49:33,470 Taylor, you make me feel so... je-ne-sais-quois. 496 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:37,032 When I'm with you, I feel like something out of a silent movie. 497 00:49:37,107 --> 00:49:38,666 What? 498 00:55:27,857 --> 00:55:29,826 Hello? 499 00:55:30,527 --> 00:55:33,326 You may cancel the brandy. 500 00:59:08,611 --> 00:59:12,743 - If you stick your tits out, you know you'll look better! - Get over there! Get over there! 501 00:59:12,849 --> 00:59:14,784 - C'mon. Tits out, honey. - Keep it bright, Gilly! 502 00:59:14,851 --> 00:59:16,012 SMILE! 503 00:59:16,085 --> 00:59:19,988 C'mon, Gilly! I know you hate it. But how often do you do publicity shots? 504 00:59:20,056 --> 00:59:22,924 Oh, wait! Wait! Hold on, wait! A little bit more make-up right there. 505 00:59:22,992 --> 00:59:25,587 - C'mon. Atta-girl. Purse your lips. Good! - Tits out! 506 00:59:27,697 --> 00:59:29,666 ...that whole discussion, I explained. Oh. Thank you. Excuse me. 507 00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:32,702 - Hello? - Hi, Love-Bunny. How are you? 508 00:59:32,769 --> 00:59:36,570 - Hi. - I have to go take a script out to Gilly. 509 00:59:36,806 --> 00:59:40,038 Okay, why don't I meet you about 3:30? 510 00:59:40,109 --> 00:59:43,876 Okay. Are you going to play with Little Love-Bunny's fuzzy? 511 00:59:44,047 --> 00:59:47,882 Uh, okay... uh... that's fine, yeah. 512 00:59:49,252 --> 00:59:53,280 - We'll have dessert together. - Okay, bye-bye. 513 00:59:54,924 --> 00:59:56,688 It's always something. 514 00:59:56,793 --> 01:00:00,195 And Terrific! And please tell Billy I'm so sorry I missed him. 515 01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:02,198 - I'll tell him. Thank you very much. - It was lovely. 516 01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:04,234 Thank you very much. Bye-bye. 517 01:00:54,417 --> 01:00:56,386 Hi, Mrs. Blake. 518 01:00:56,786 --> 01:01:00,018 I saw you in the pool and, well I thought... 519 01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:02,292 Do I look as good as Billy did? 520 01:01:03,192 --> 01:01:04,956 Better. 521 01:01:05,161 --> 01:01:06,789 Much better. 522 01:01:08,398 --> 01:01:11,334 - I brought the revisions for tomorrow. - Thanks. 523 01:01:12,068 --> 01:01:16,199 I wanted to ask you something. I've been offered this job in television... 524 01:01:16,739 --> 01:01:19,903 and I'd like your opinion. I don't know what to do. 525 01:01:21,144 --> 01:01:22,635 I could go for you! 526 01:01:27,150 --> 01:01:28,413 C'mere. 527 01:01:38,828 --> 01:01:42,162 - You like Billy, don't you? - He's very nice. 528 01:01:42,765 --> 01:01:47,294 - I mean, you like to be with him. - Well, yes I do. 529 01:01:51,307 --> 01:01:56,109 Must you dance every dance with the same fabulous man? 530 01:02:00,083 --> 01:02:04,817 - If you're going to leave, I'd better kiss you goodbye. - What? 531 01:02:38,921 --> 01:02:41,481 I never kissed my boss's wife before. 532 01:02:44,293 --> 01:02:46,262 Hmmm. I'm feeling your point. 533 01:03:42,885 --> 01:03:44,854 I'm feeling your 'fuzzy'. 534 01:03:46,823 --> 01:03:48,792 I'm gonna kiss your little 'fuzzy'. 535 01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:50,914 Nice baby. 536 01:09:27,897 --> 01:09:32,460 I don't understand Billy. I mean, I never would have left you for me. 537 01:09:33,402 --> 01:09:35,564 I wouldn't have, either. 538 01:09:35,738 --> 01:09:39,436 I've never been in love before. I realize that now. 539 01:09:39,608 --> 01:09:42,635 - In love? - Totally and completely. 540 01:09:43,379 --> 01:09:45,348 I can't wait to tell Billy. 541 01:09:45,447 --> 01:09:48,440 - Billy? Now just a second, you... - Don't worry. 542 01:09:49,251 --> 01:09:54,519 This will always be the one true love of my life. But it will always remain incognito. 543 01:09:55,324 --> 01:09:57,285 Now I'll have to take that job. 544 01:10:12,575 --> 01:10:16,307 Dear Big Love-Bunny, I love you. 545 01:10:16,445 --> 01:10:20,382 I have, I do, and I always will. 546 01:10:20,883 --> 01:10:26,288 But something happened to me today that, well... I hope it happens to you. 547 01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:29,484 Except... it already has. 548 01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:35,187 I mean, it's hard to explain, but I've met my one perfect love. 549 01:10:35,698 --> 01:10:39,260 And I'm leaving you. I'm leaving everything. 550 01:10:39,768 --> 01:10:45,639 I'm getting out of your life, out of New York City, and out of the apartment I'm subletting. 551 01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:50,976 For the first time, I've experienced complete emotional and physical fulfillment. 552 01:10:51,914 --> 01:10:54,679 I've known the act of unselfish love. 553 01:10:55,451 --> 01:10:57,784 I am complete. 554 01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:00,985 I think it's time to move to Southern California. 555 01:11:01,657 --> 01:11:05,856 Always think of me as one who loved not wisely, but unwell. 556 01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:09,357 Hi. Have a good day? 557 01:11:09,632 --> 01:11:11,794 Tired tonight. 558 01:11:35,658 --> 01:11:38,389 Wish I had a glass of wine. 559 01:11:42,331 --> 01:11:44,766 And a joint? 560 01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:52,634 Why aren't they showing the Garbo version? 561 01:11:52,841 --> 01:11:56,903 Marguerite-I know why you left Port d'Hercule that day. 562 01:11:58,547 --> 01:12:03,042 I know why you said and did all the things that you tried so hard to make me believe. 563 01:12:03,319 --> 01:12:07,347 - You should have told me the truth! - I meant well. But that isn't enough... 564 01:12:10,459 --> 01:12:12,428 is it? 565 01:12:12,561 --> 01:12:16,396 - Who are we gonna have tomorrow? - An explorer. 566 01:12:17,066 --> 01:12:20,503 - Oh really? - What's he done? 567 01:12:21,437 --> 01:12:26,603 I think he's the only man, with just the stars to guide him... 568 01:12:26,675 --> 01:12:31,045 to ever successfully reach the top of Anita Ekberg. 569 01:12:35,884 --> 01:12:39,719 - Phyllis is leaving the show. - No one is irreplaceable. 570 01:12:40,756 --> 01:12:43,021 - No. - No. 571 01:12:44,493 --> 01:12:47,463 We'd still get the folks to work. 572 01:12:48,430 --> 01:12:51,025 And we'll get them home. 573 01:12:51,633 --> 01:12:53,534 We even appeal... 574 01:12:53,635 --> 01:12:56,036 to those... 575 01:12:58,507 --> 01:13:02,035 - I feel lousy. - Poor baby. 576 01:13:02,111 --> 01:13:04,706 I'll help you, Marguerite. 577 01:13:04,813 --> 01:13:09,649 Don't start, Gilly. I don't think I'll ever be able to get it on again. 578 01:13:09,752 --> 01:13:12,779 I'll make you well again. 579 01:13:12,921 --> 01:13:16,881 Not even with me? You wanna get off, hmm? 580 01:16:38,126 --> 01:16:40,891 Stand up, please. 581 01:20:06,268 --> 01:20:08,237 Oh, baby. 582 01:22:08,056 --> 01:22:11,117 Show it to me. Show it to me! 583 01:22:54,369 --> 01:22:56,463 Ow! 584 01:22:58,506 --> 01:23:01,169 What's that? 585 01:23:02,077 --> 01:23:04,376 Nothing important.